Steamy

…recommendations of steamy things to wear for curvy girls.

Dahlings! Miss Prude is ever-so-sorry, but she in unable to produce another Steamy tome for you this week or next, as she is gallivanting around the globe with a younger man. She will however give you another brief suggestion from Miss Virginia’s Closet.

Now, please recall that Miss Virginia’s recommendations are especially for curvy girls, so this suggestion comes with a caveat. Miss V does not think this little (and she does mean little) get up is especially, shall we say, supportive of certain curvy parts. But Mr. Prude gives to two thumbs up (among other things that are up), so she is including it here for her braver readers.

Everything in this “skong” stripper get-up is fully accessible. It’s already pretty inviting with the mesh and the tininess, but the split-cup bra makes it even better. Split cups may not make any sense when it comes to foundation garments, but when it comes to getting frisky they are ever so lovely if you partner wants to play tongue-and-seek those  perky little nipples of yours. (At least those don’t start sag with the rest of the parts, right darlings? They are always read to sit up straight like a good girl should.) True, “skong” may not be a real word, but if your tango partner likes the view from behind this will certainly do the trick. Sadly this get-up doesn’t come with a pole, though you could order one here. Get into this outfit with a pair of hooker heals and you’ll be ready to shake your money maker with the best of them. (Swing those tassels darlings!)

Miss Virginia will be back in a week or two with a new Steamy story. Good- bye darlings. Don’t do anything Miss V wouldn’t do–and well, that does leave you with quite a few options–even though if you are evangelically inclined. Ta Ta!