Steamy

….recomendations of steamy things to wear for curvy girls.

Hello again darlings, Miss Virginia Prude here with your weekly recommendation for turning up the steam in your boudoir. Having recently been tearing through her dirty thirties at an alarming rate, Miss V decided to go on a lingerie buying binge before all her bits start to sage too badly. Now, Miss Vriginia knows Fredericks of Hollywood has a rather large reputation for trashiness, but darlings, why do you say that like it’s a bad thing? 

Take this little number for instance: the lace stretch fishnet chemise. It’s a peek show in stretch lace, and you know that can’t be bad. The fishnet weave is tight enough that things don’t pooch through the webbing, and the sheer panels reveal all the right places, especially those perky little…well, you get the idea. Curvy Miss Virginia happily reports that she feels extraordinarily hot in this sexy little thing. Unlike most of her other pretties which tend to come off at an alarmingly fast rate, Miss V has noticed that this gown seems to stay on for the ride. She thinks it must be the lovely texture on the tongue (or skin, as the case may be) where the peek meets the boo.  Thankfully dears, this sweet nothing is comfortable enough to sleep in–should it still be on one’s body when that satisfied post-coitus slumber leaves you knocked out and blissful on your satin sheets.

Miss Prude must admit however, that she is displeased with the accompanying g-string. Why is it that the gown may be the size of a pocket handkerchief, but the straps on the g-string are long enough to lace your gym shoes? This is a chronic problem with most comes-with-a-thong duets. Oh, if only we knew someone connected to the knickers industry who might influence manufactures to put those cunning little strap adjusters on g-string straps, like those on a brassiere strap –perhaps with a bit of rhinestone bling to combine function with fashion? Hmmmm…who do we know who might help us with this conundrum?

Thankfully this gown is even sexier without the g-string—that triangular shadow is just too Too TOO alluring. And those extra long g-string straps do come in handy for increasing his pleasure (and your delicious power.) Miss V recommends wrapping those satiny straps loosely around the base of your man’s member before giving him a little fellatio treat. The extra tension will certainly steam things up without causing things to end prematurely. Miss Prude has tried her hand at it, and is happy to report back that Mr. Prude was most appreciative.

Well ladies (and gentlemen) what are you still doing reading this? Go on now! Get! It’s time to go shopping!

Got a recommendation for lingerie and the like? The Vodka Tonic Ladies would be ever so grateful for your tips and tidings. Comments are open in the Steam Room, and the anonymous variety are fine, just fine, darlings. Don’t forget to mark your calendar for the next Steamy story coming your way Friday. Do do DO tell a friend (or bet yet read to one!)