Steamy

Well dears, Miss Virginia is positively appalled to read that young women are not getting as good as they give when it comes to the department of oral stimulation. Now, Miss Virginia is fully aware that this was the case when she was young, back in the dark ages. But surely in our post blow-jobs-in the-White-House era there’s a little more oral equity? Alas, teenage and 20-something human of the male persuasion are not stepping up to the plate. And according to my Friends Who Date, there’s still a bit of a problem in the older classes as well. It seems that for some men, the fine art of eating out either:

1) ‘Grosses them out.’ (This from a gender which does not mind wearing the same pair of dirty socks for an entire baseball season. And does Miss Virginia really need to mention that on our part, there is actual swallowing?)  or…

2) Is foreign territory and they are unsure how to drive around Lady Town. or…

3) Does not even cross their minds because there is A REAL LIVE GIRL in the general vicinity of their penis, and they have therefore forgotten that she might, in fact, like a little action of her own. 

Miss Virginia is sad to say that she expects number 3 is probably the most likely answer, as many men, young or otherwise, tend to get a bit of a blind spot when it comes to potential pleasures. But just in case the problem is a lack of knowledge, allow MissV to direct your attention to the clever and unabashed Pretty Lady, who offers gentlemen of all ages a primer in the Equal Opportunity Orgasm. This tasteful little number will give your hunky companion a map to Lady Town, and will help you heretofore unsatisfied ladies get a good night of post-coital sleep.

You may introduce this fine article to your potential playmate by writing an email that says something like, “Ohmigod, this is so hilarious! You have to read this blog post about ORAL SEX!”  Then send him the link. Hopefully it will help the apprentice advance to at least the journeyman level, because darling, as Miss Prude’s Vodka Tonic Ladies like to say, “If you go down to Lady Town, you have to at least act like you wanted to visit.”

And please, dear readers, do not forget that if you yourself are in possession of young person of the XY variety, your job as a Good Feminist and Adequate Parent is to educate your young one as to the necessity of fair play in this arena. You wouldn’t let your Young Man to go about thinking women belonged barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen, would you? Nor would you let the idea that women should be paid less than men for the same work reside in your Fine Offspring’s mind. So please, if you cannot breach the subject with any boys dwelling in your household, please have a favorite uncle, good friend, or the mail man introduce your son to the topic of Cunnilingus Equity. If we all do this for our Young Men, a whole generation of women will be deeply grateful.

Does anyone else have some helpful advice? Are there any parents out there who have had a talk with their XY offspring about giving as good as they get? Any stories of successfully negotiating the general problem with your man? Do tell Miss Virginia all about it….

Posted by Miss Virginia Prude, writer of  “erotica for the evangelically inclined.” Steamy stories are featured on Fridays.  Tell a friend, or better yet read a story to one!